i just discovered a dead moth by the window - i wonder what that means? i googled and yahoo-answered it but nothing concrete came up. guess it doesn't symbolise anything significant.

snapping pictures of mr latte laying still on my lap, not giving two hoots to what i am doing, prolly thinking to himself 'sigh not again'...
snapping pictures of my hands for absolutely no reason at all while doing something totally inane...
snapping pictures of the new plant-in-a-jar project the husband just started...
staring into space "..."
wondering when we will ever finish the lunar new year snacks...
thinking about how funny the hbo series 'bored to death' is. Jason Schwartzman (Jonathon), Zach Galifianakis (Ray) and Ted Danson (George) are brilliant.

Leah: I'm proud of you for going to therapy. (kisses Ray who doesn't kiss back)
Ray: I'm sorry, I can't tonight. That guy eviscerated me. My penis is totally recessed.
Leah: What?!
Ray: When I was a little kid, I used to like to push my penis in to make it look like it disappeared. Today, it happened all by itself.
Ray: I'm sorry, I can't tonight. That guy eviscerated me. My penis is totally recessed.
Leah: What?!
Ray: When I was a little kid, I used to like to push my penis in to make it look like it disappeared. Today, it happened all by itself.
Leah: I don't feel good about this. I don't want you to be a sperm donor.
Ray: But it's flattering. They're fans of my work. I've never had lesbian fans before.
Leah: They should go to a sperm bank. You can't just give your sperm to two girls you met in a cafe.
Ray: I met you in a cafe.
Ray: But it's flattering. They're fans of my work. I've never had lesbian fans before.
Leah: They should go to a sperm bank. You can't just give your sperm to two girls you met in a cafe.
Ray: I met you in a cafe.
George: I'm very oral nowadays. I feel like I'm... half-man, half-infant.
Jonathan: Oh my God, what the hell happened to your lip? You were stung by a bee?
George: Yes. A bee with herpes.
George: Yes. A bee with herpes.
Let's make the next bottle plant together.
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